To wipe out or have a nasty accident, essentially beating the shit out of yourself. It refers to a violent fall or a close call with death (the word ñex is a Panamanian slang term used as a euphemism for mierda, meaning shit).
Man, I stepped on the mop and I had a sacada de ñex. I am never fucking mopping again in my life.
A sudden dizzy spell, fainting fit, or collapse, typically caused by intense shock, bad news, or extreme stress.
If she finds out her favorite grandson is gay, she will have a PATATUS. Nobody knows what happened, he was fine and then all of a sudden he had a PATATUS.
A spectacular or clumsy fall, typically in public, where the person who fell gets back up instantly and tries to act like nothing happened despite the impact.
- Did you see the coñazo Juan took yesterday? - Yeah dude, he was so embarrassed he was back up in a heartbeat.
A heavy fall, a nasty wipeout, or a hard blow, typically used when a child trips and gets hurt.
Mommy, mommy, run! Papitin took a Mataso and his front teeth got knocked out! (In the Dominican Republic, front teeth are often called front ballplayers).