A knock-off, counterfeit, or low-quality product (Avenida Duarte is a commercial hub in Santo Domingo known for informal street markets and cheap goods).
He bought some carabelita Reeboks on Duarte Avenue.
A private university in the Dominican Republic regarded as a fallback for people who cannot afford elite schools but lack the nerve to attend the public university, the UASD. It carries a reputation for low academic prestige, with degrees often mocked as being worthless in the professional world. (The UASD is the country's primary public university, known for its academic difficulty and frequent student protests).
A popular brand of cheap mobile phone in the Dominican Republic, mocked for its distinctive and annoying polyphonic ringtone. It is culturally synonymous with having a low-quality or piece-of-junk device.
A: Bro, is yours ringing or is it mine? B: I don't know. A: Dude, pick up that piece of junk. B: I'm embarrassed to. Thief: This is a robbery, give me the phone. B: Take the phone, just spare my life! Thief: Damn, an alcatel? Here, take these five hundred pesos and buy yourself something that actually works, you idiot!