Mecanico
A guy with a massive gut who fixes cars and tells you the vehicle has about ten more problems than you thought.
Mecanico: Bro, your transmission and brakes are failing. Sucker: But I only brought it in for an oil change. Mecanico: Yeah, but as the "responsible" Mecanico I am, I cannot let you drive around like that. Sucker: Oh, all right then, fix it.
Automatically translated from Spanish