This school is one of the best in Moca, Dominican Republic. Unlike the others, you actually learn here, and the women know how to carry themselves with dignity. Also, the guys from Salome Ureña are not immature pipsqueaks fronting like they are big shots, which obviously makes everyone else jealous, but that is just how it is. (Salomé Ureña was a legendary Dominican poet and educator, and many schools are named after her).
Salome Ureña school in Moca.
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A derogatory nickname for elite private schools, combining the words for education and expensive (educacion carera). It describes an environment of materialistic show-offs and posers, jokingly referred to as a union of scammers and fools. (Cultural note: In the Dominican Republic, being part of a prestigious Carnival group like the Reptiles is a major status symbol for wealthy youth).
A: Man, I am seeing a girl who is at Educare, what do you think? B: Listen man, drop that vibe, that girl definitely has a cash register where her heart should be. A: Um, you mean she is a gold digger? B: Yeah man, to be her boyfriend you have to show up at her house in a BMW from 2005 at the minimum, have at least 3000 pesos in your wallet, wear brand name sweaters like Hollister or Abercrombie, wear Puma or Converse, be in the Reptiles carnival group, always be chewing gum, wear brand name hats like Ferrari or American Eagle, oh and give her a gift worth over 500 pesos every week. A: Holy shit, man, and she says she loves me. B: She loves you until you run out of cash. A: Well buddy, I would rather find a girl at a different school.
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The worst high school graduation group I have seen in my life, it is just a mess of tacky idiots who think they are doing something great (in the Dominican Republic, graduating high school seniors form named groups to promote their final year and host events).
I am from Esducare but the truth must be told about Laudes.
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Educare is the worst school in the history of Moca (a city in the Dominican Republic). Since its renovation, it has become a total mess, like a chicken coop for raising nobodies and losers. It is a training ground for posers and deadbeats. People claim there are hot girls there, but some are so scary they will give you a stomach ache. This is just a taste of what Educare is like.
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Persistence achieves what luck cannot reach, our success is not down to pure luck (a motto associated with a popular Dominican urban brand that symbolizes hard work and the hustle).
IXION at Moca City.
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A really cool private school where not everyone is a faker; the only posers are the spoiled rich kids who live off their parents, so do not generalize. (Educare is a private school in the Dominican Republic).
Veronica thinks she is so hot, that little shit, just because she is seeing the son of the mayor: there is no one more gossipy than her!
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As everyone knows, this is the school for hoes, girls who are just desperate to find boyfriends, but supposedly there are also gay guys there like Rodolfo, Janio, Delio, and a couple of other fags. The names of some of the hoes shouldn't be left out like Lucely, Katerin, Yocelin, Maria M, and others. That whole group is in their first year. As people know, it is a school of hoes and fags. What a mess, this is how society in Moca is going to shit (Moca is a city in the Dominican Republic).
Lucely: My love Luifi, I cheated on you, forgive me. Luifi: With who!!?? Lucely: With Hector Luis. Luifi: My love, you really are a hoe, hahahaha.
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A guy who is a total poser, thinks he is hot stuff but he is actually garbage. He is a good-for-nothing sewer rat who sweet-talks women more than a dentist handles teeth, only to cheat on them in the end. This piece of shit just goes around saying bili, bili, bili.
Cheap, low-class losers.
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Salome Ureña refers to a specific school, named after a famous Dominican poet and educator. It is described as a place full of palomos (naive losers or socially awkward guys) and unattractive girls. The principal is mocked for her bright red hair and accused of being a thief who steals the students money, though she is also called a good principal who gets fierce when angry. The entry singles out a few attractive girls in the 9th grade, 1ro de media, by their initials and traits, mentioning their boyfriends at other schools.
Here is the bunch of idiots and crazies: Luis David: He is the most idiotic and scatterbrained dude. Yunior from 10th grade: He is not that ugly but he looks like a little piece of crap. Matiu from 9th grade: He is a gross, nasty looking guy. Angelita: The boss.
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The top school in Moca, known for producing the city's biggest show-offs, girls who are big liars but extremely hot, and killjoy teachers (Moca is a city in the northern Dominican Republic).
Luis Oolanco, Vico: Araselis, Country girl: Inosencio, Mad biochemist: Pedro, The Kibbeh (a fried snack popular in the DR): Orlando, Mr. Incredible: Fernando, Dickhead: Rebeca, The hottest one: Jenny, The Piranha: Mary, The Bitch: Francisca, The Spanish girl: Carmen Delia, Half a lay: Olguita, Lalalala missing teeth: Jessenia, The Whale: Juana, The Racer: Janes, Fairy.
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The most conceited and insufferable girl at the Educare school, supposedly the girlfriend of the crazy mayor's son. Nobody can stand her because she is a total poser who is always showing off. She only opens her mouth to put her foot in it and meddles in everyone's business at school. If you want to know more about this 'coveted' young lady, call Naomi, who is her partner in crime. (In the Dominican Republic, a sindico is a city mayor).
- Hey. - What's up Veronica? - Girl, you don't know the latest gossip. - What happened? - Naomi! Yesterday I told everyone that... and then... - Oh damn Veronica, that was a good one. - We're killing it. (Haha guys, mind your own business).
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The top-rated academic school that has a crazy woman as principal, a fag vice-principal, a counselor who looks like Tweety Bird, and girls who think they are all that, such as Aranxa, Paule, Ivana, and Naomi, who is also the mayor's daughter. (Sindico is the term for mayor in the Dominican Republic).
A: Dude, I met a girl who is fine as hell. B: What school is she from? A: From Educare. B: Forget it, she is trash. A: But I am going to Educare next year. B: You are crazy, the vice-principal will rape you.
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