CELP
The most annoying school in the world. Everyone there is looking for a way to screw with you; some are paid to do it, others do it for the love of the game. They kick out 10 to 15 students a year, and the dinosaurs like Ciana, Dylcia, and Nery think they run the place. And let's not forget Rosa, who thinks she is a big deal but only knows how to scowl. The best of the ones who mess with you are Alina and Sofia, because that is their damn job and they do it well. But if damn Ciana isn't nagging because the sun is too strong to play on the court (Bitch! You pay for a roofed court then), you have Dylcia, who thinks the world ends if she stops selling at her shitty cafeteria for a day. Don't you dare tell her it is overpriced, because they will expel you for being foul-mouthed. If it wasn't for the teachers who are absolute legends (Rufino, Isidro, Germania), the school would be a prison, and for some, it already is. (CELP refers to the Centro Educativo Los Prados, a private school in Santo Domingo).
-You actually graduated from CELP without killing yourself? -Yeah, but only to avoid giving that freak Ciana the satisfaction!
Automatically translated from Spanish