In the study of celestial bodies, an efemerides, efemeride, or efemeris (plural: efemerides; from the Greek ephemeros, 'daily') is a table of values giving the positions of astronomical objects in the sky at a given time. Although it was one of the first applications for mechanical computers, the term now generally refers to a simple printed table or list of dates. (In Venezuela, the term most commonly refers to a calendar of historical anniversaries, holidays, and significant civic dates commemorated throughout the year).
March. March 4: mourning the death of Aristides Rojas. March 8: International Women's Day. March 10: birth of Jose Maria Vargas. March 10: Doctor's Day. March 19: Saint Joseph's Day. March 22: World Water Day. March 24: abolition of slavery. March 27: birth of Antonio Arraiz. March 28: birth of Francisco de Miranda.
A major embarrassment or a total fail. It describes a situation where someone makes a fool of themselves or is involved in a deeply humiliating blunder.
The company made a massive papelazo with that power outage in the middle of the investors meeting.
Used to describe something that is completely obvious, a no-brainer, or a foregone conclusion. It refers to a situation that follows such basic logic that it does not need to be explained (referencing how a ripe fruit naturally falls from a tree).
There is no need to argue about who is going to pay. Se cae de la mata that it is you.
Used to describe a person who is physically unattractive, poorly proportioned, or lacks any charm. It suggests the person looks poorly put together or is generally unpleasant.