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Definitions tagged intec in the street dictionary.

Wolvedemonium

The king of kings and the god of gods: a title used to refer to the person better known as C.J. Snow.

Bro, drop that shit because Wolvedemonium does not take crap from anyone man, stop the nonsense.

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Maria Teresa Ochoa (Intec)

Like many students in my class, we did not know who to pick and ended up with Maria Teresa Ochoa (Intec). The old lady seems nice at first but assigns way too much pointless work and expects you to work like an architect. Taking her class is a nightmare, drawing until your hand bleeds. She is way too strict and inhumane with a medieval grading system. God help you if you get her. I ended up with a 69 and she would not give me the single point to pass, using her lethal tactic instead: the smirk. She has rabbit teeth so it is hard to tell if she is laughing, but she definitely was. She enjoyed seeing 13 people fail out of a class of 36. She seemed happy walking the halls and would not help anyone. I urge you not to take her, look for Villeta, Rocio, or Melendez instead. They say she has been teaching for 15 years and has a deal with the department to fail a certain quota of students. Good luck and watch out for this woman or you are screwed! (Intec is a well-known private university in the Dominican Republic, and failing a class is locally called being burned or quemarse).

A classmate needed a 15/15 on the final to get a 73, and I saw Maria Teresa Ochoa (Intec) check his average first before grading him. She gave him a 10/15 to leave him with a 68 so he could not even appeal, even though he did a perfect project that another teacher later said deserved full marks. She is a woman who enjoys her students' failure, a real bitch. To get an A you have to sit in the front and look pretty, if you are a girl, so she favors you, or know her from somewhere else. Otherwise, you just have to pray.

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UTESA

A university whose name is jokingly modified depending on the class schedule to insult the students: the afternoon version plays on the word for stupid (bruto) and the evening version plays on the word for whore (puta). (UTESA refers to the Universidad Tecnologica de Santiago).

In the morning: UTESA. In the afternoon: BRUTESA. In the evening: PUTESA.

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UASD

The main public university in the Dominican Republic, known for being a place of extreme struggle and bureaucratic chaos. It is the school you refuse to attend when your parents can afford a private one, but insist on joining once they offer to make the sacrifice. It is characterized by endless lines, classes that are impossible to schedule, and teachers who vanish on sabbatical. Students often arrive exhausted and sweaty after commuting on an OMSA (a government-run public bus), yet those who manage to graduate after many years feel an immense sense of pride and toughness, treating their graduation ring as a lifetime badge of honor for having survived the ordeal.

FIRST semester: But honey, I told you if you wanted to study medicine at a private school... No mom, I want to go to the UASD, that is where the best doctors come from. FIFTH semester: I do not know what I am doing here, everyone told me not to step into this lion's den! FOURTEENTH semester: I am graduating by a total stroke of luck, but I learned a ton, I survived the struggle, I grew up, and no one is taking this ring off me... now it is time to go on strike with the hospital doctors!

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G6

The 6 wealthiest universities in the country, where preppy rich kids meet up to show off as if they were on a fashion runway (refers to the main private universities in the Dominican Republic: PUCMM, UNIBE, UTESA, INTEC, APEC, and UNPHU).

These G6 will always keep you busy studying.

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Carlos Cabrera

A Spanish professor at the Technological Institute of Santo Domingo (INTEC, a private university in the Dominican Republic). Better known as Carlos Cabron (a play on his name using the word for bastard or jerk), he is the biggest motherfucker in the world. Nothing a student does is ever enough for him, and his superiority complex makes him a despicable prick who is hated by everyone.

A: Bro, who did you end up with for Spanish II? B: With Cabron. A: Shiiiiiiit, you screwed up. I was with him for Spanish I, and that mamaguevaso gave everyone a C. B: Hell no, I am going right now to change sections, and if I can not, I am dropping the class. I am not going to suffer with that mamaguevaso.

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ucateci

A university in the city of La Vega where wealthy locals go when they do not have anything better to do, also frequently attended by students from neighboring towns like Bonao and Jarabacoa. (UCATECI stands for the Universidad Catolica del Cibao, located in the Cibao region of the Dominican Republic).

Man, I am going to ucateci. Don't tell me that girl enrolled and now you are chasing her, damn, that is what having money is all about.

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Colegio Centro Educacional de Bonao (C.E.B)

A private school in Bonao that is as prestigious as elite schools in the capital like Lux Mundi or San Judas Tadeo. It is a sports rival of exclusive international schools like Carol Morgan. Historically, it served the local elite and children of employees from Falconbridge (a major nickel mining company in the area), but after layoffs, it became a hub for children of government officials, wealthy landowners, and the rich. Graduates typically attend top private universities (like UNIBE or PUCMM) and live a lifestyle of luxury shopping and high-end tech. It is known for high academic standards and a campus founded by Canadians.

Where do you study? At the Colegio Centro Educacional de Bonao (C.E.B). Oh! That is great...

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G6

The six most expensive private universities in the Dominican Republic where wealthy people and snobs go to show off. Students from these schools are stereotyped as being soft and needing security guards to protect them. (The list includes UNIBE, UTESA, INTEC, APEC, UNPHU, and PUCMM; guachiman is a local term for a watchman or guard.)

Why spend so much dough on those G6 schools when we have our beloved UASD for free?

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G6

G6 refers to the six most prestigious and expensive private universities in the Dominican Republic: UNIBE, PUCMM, INTEC, UNAPEC, UTESA, and UNPHU. While academically elite, they are socially stereotyped as bubbles for spoiled rich kids who treat the campus like a fashion show. The students are often mocked for being snobby and agentaos (pretentious), such as pretending to only listen to English music while secretly craving street merengue. These schools are notorious for high costs and frequent tuition hikes. They also share a culture of derogatory nicknames used by rivals, like Brutesa (playing on the word for stupid) or Putamaima (a vulgar play on the school name). (In the Dominican Republic, these elite schools are often contrasted with the UASD, the massive and rugged state university).

Attention dear students, due to the new services and facilities we have offered, starting next term the cost per credit and re-enrollment will increase, thank you for your attention.

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INTEC

Hell on earth. You think you will do great with Edward Segura, but by the final exam, all you can say is: Damn! (INTEC is a university in Santo Domingo known for being incredibly difficult and stressful).

taking a class with Gonzalez.

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intecianos

A label for people hypnotized into choosing INTEC as their best option, unaware they are actually being held for genetic and psychological experiments. These victims congregate at the bosquecito (a wooded park on the campus of this Dominican university), where giant, intelligent rodents and lizards try to warn them of their fate. During the week IX ritual (the high-stress finals week of the school's trimester system), they undergo psychological torture that is only temporarily relieved by pink administrative forms before the cycle repeats.

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intecianos

A noun or adjective for students, staff, and alumni of the Instituto Tecnologico de Santo Domingo (INTEC). It identifies a group seen as high-IQ but anti-social nerds whose lives are defined by the university's grueling academic pace. (INTEC is a prestigious Dominican university known for a rigorous trimester system that often requires students to study during traditional holiday periods).

Pedro: Well Maria, December is coming, go buy the tickets for the second week when we will be on vacation. Maria: Yeah you are right, let me call Cesar to tell him to pack his bags. Pedro: Are you crazy? Do not even think about calling that poor guy, do you not see that kid has no life? Do you not know he finishes classes on December 23rd and starts again on January 2nd? Maria: True, he is an INTECIANO. Damn, can you imagine going to class with a full New Year hangover? What a miserable life. Pedro: Better to just leave it, so he does not feel bad about his way of life.

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INTEC

A university run for endless profit, full of Santa Fe SUVs for corrupt rectors. Access to the fifty-million-peso lab is so restricted that the local news and even this slang site are blocked. You can only use Google, and what for, if you cannot even click the links? All the work of Eligio Cabrera, another bastard, the king of INTEC, who does whatever he feels like. It is a university where students are destined to suffer, run by a group of sadists with ruined dreams who will do anything to make you drop out or fail. You will have panic attacks about Week 9 for the rest of your life. Every three months you will breathe for two weeks and then go back to suffering. Tuition credits keep getting more expensive, every major is basically math, and the whole point is to screw people over or get screwed. Everyone who enters says, why the hell did I sign up for this? Those who leave say, damn, I am finally out. They go crazy and all that. (INTEC is a prominent Dominican university known for its high-pressure trimester system where Week 9 is the notorious final exam period).

They pay Droopy to fail people, they sent Piedra from Jupiter to teach classes, Gonzalez from the animal kingdom, Julio Perez from Wonderland, and Ramon Ramirez from the Stone Age. All those people are bums. The only one who is truly tough is Cesar Miguel Milan McCabe; there are no words for him, he is a king who is both bad and good, he is the king. I forgot that one of my best friends punched the vice-rector because he insulted and intentionally provoked him. Go figure. Next trimester they are going to raise the cost of credits at INTEC. It is business as usual.

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UASD

The university where underprivileged students in the D.R. find a way to get ahead, only to later enroll their children in the prestigious universities they used to badmouth in their youth (The state-run public university).

Universidad Autonoma de Santo Domingo.

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O&M

A bottom-tier university that serves as a recycling bin for all the poor bastards who couldn't handle the struggle at the UASD (the main public university in the Dominican Republic, known for being notoriously difficult and chaotic).

Jhony: Shit man, I failed every single class! Pedro: Dude, go to O&M, because over there, that stuff doesn't happen!

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