PUCMM
One of the top universities in the Dominican Republic where you choose between the best parties of your life or studying like a dog. The parking elevator is sketchy and rarely works, making the climb from the first to the second floor a drag. In building B2, the AC gets shut off during power outages to keep the building from exploding, and the B1 elevators are always packed. The cafeteria is the ultimate social hub, filled with people even if they do not attend the school. Professors assign tons of work through WebCT, though students often have technical issues. It is located near the B4 bar (Bakus) and the liquor stores on Churchill Avenue. Many students get sick from the nearby McDonald's. Moncho, the most famous street vendor in Santo Domingo, is known for giving credit to everyone. The school constantly hikes tuition with smooth-talking excuses. It is a place where even smart students end up in remedial math and where the constant partying leads to academic probation by the end of the term. Also, the girls there say osea (like, I mean) in every sentence. (PUCMM is the most prestigious and expensive private university in the Dominican Republic).
Osea, dude, are you serious? Osea, obviously. Osea, totally? Totally. PUCMM: where you lose weight walking to the 6th floor to find your car and then wait 3 hours just to drive out of the lot.
Automatically translated from Spanish
República Dominicana