Slang used when someone steps in or sits on shit. When the smell is piercingly bad, people add a sharp object to the phrase to describe the stench, such as saying you cut yourself with a scalpel. It usually refers to stepping in the mess left by a viralata (a Dominican street dog, literally a can-tipper). It also applies to unknowingly sitting on a public bench where a dog has pooped, leaving you walking around with shit on your clothes.
It is recommended to do the following: 1. If you have a Te cortaste moment, stop at the first Payless you see to buy new shoes. With cholera in the country, it is not good to keep a shoe that is cut. What if a little cousin licks that shoe just to mess with you? Bad news. 2. If you do not want to throw the shoe away, simple. Find a shoeshine boy. Note: in Maquiteria (a neighborhood in Santo Domingo) they charge more, up to 50 pesos, to get the shit off the shoe, depending on the brand and the stank. Juan: Damn, it smells like horse shit. Joan: Yeah, I smell it too. Maybe it was you. Juan: Look, lift your foot. Joan: (looks down) me corté!! Juan: And with an English glass (a phrase used for very sharp objects or smells) too, toss that crap. Joan: Wait, turn around. Juan: What is it? Joan: Damn, you Te cortaste.
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A person in rural towns or the countryside who is responsible for cleaning out latrines. (In the Dominican Republic, this refers to manual laborers who empty out pit toilets).
Usually, when the Boletrí is in action, everyone in town gathers to chant at him: Shit-scooper Boletrí! Shit-scooper Boletrí! Shit-scooper Boletrí! Shit-scooper Boletrí!
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A large piece of excrement characterized by having four lumps or balls. (In the Dominican Republic, this is a vulgar and humorous way to describe an unusually large turd).
Juan: Dude, last night I dropped a massive Bitrola. Pedro: What is that? Juan: Oh, a turd with four balls!!
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A piece of junk, a mess, or a ridiculous-looking person. It is often defined as a turd with four tassels (a common Dominican insult used to mock someone who looks like a total disaster).
Juan: Man, has anyone ever told you that you look like an embeleco? Pedro: And what the hell is an embeleco?? Juan: A damn turd with four tassels.
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To have bloody stools resulting from severe digestive irritation or constipation, specifically when hard feces scrape against the intestinal walls or anus causing bleeding.
Dude, I went to take a dump and saw something weird when I finished, the shit was red. No man, that was caga con sangre.
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1) A massive pile of shit, human or animal. 2) A derogatory term for a useless person or a total loser (in this context, the adjective buena is often used as an intensifier meaning total or big).
- Damn, I stepped in a plota! - Look, you total plota, shut up.
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In the Northwest region, particularly in Mao, this is a slang term for human excrement. It is synonymous with words like crap or shit (Mao is a municipality in the Valverde province).
That kid is covered in fete.
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