Peso
The national currency of the Dominican Republic, which is not worth shit. It is so devalued that even if you traded one peso for five, it still would not be worth a thing.
A: Dude, what about this peso? B: Throw that shit away, it is not worth anything! A: Oh look, A PESO! B: Throw 20 more on top of it so you are at least bending down for something that is worth it!
Automatically translated from Spanish