Visit APEC, the globetrotting university of the Dominican Republic. Certified in modern behaviors and social icons like Snoop Dogg, it is the school with the most sexual diversity in the country. It offers flexibility through a unique evaluation system where you can graduate and then finish your remaining classes later, and where the party is right across from Gomez (Maximo Gomez Avenue in Santo Domingo). It is home to a wide variety of people including gays, queers, and smokers of all kinds. After 8 PM, there is a smoke show to help the students de-stress.
Cesar: Man, let's go make a copy. Ariel: You are crazy, I am not going to Building 1 even if I am killed, that place is full of queers. Cesar: Bro, that is nothing, they are cool, they will even do your homework for a little kiss.
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A derogatory nickname for a university in the Dominican Republic where people enroll after being expelled from other schools or failing entrance exams, implying the student body is unintelligent. (The name is a play on UTESA, a private university in the DR, and the word bruto, meaning dumb).
The dudes who do not know how to do anything but slack off.
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The channel through which the country's rich bastards ensure power and wealth stay with their pampered kids. UNIBE is the backbone for the boutiques, electronic music parties, and upscale spots in neighborhoods like Piantini and Naco (exclusive districts in Santo Domingo). At this university, the hottest girl is the one who is the biggest slut, the blondest, and has the most money, while the hottest guy is the one who looks the most gay and has the most cash. Academically it is actually very good, but the majority of the students give it a bad reputation.
UnibeBonche, the UNIBE for the preppy rich kids.
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The name of a graduating class from the Don Bosco school in the city of Moca, considered one of the tackiest senior groups ever. They are mocked for having ugly uniforms, specifically green jackets for the guys that make them look like trees missing their leaves. (In the Dominican Republic, graduating high school classes, known as promociones, create a unique name and custom uniform for their final year).
A: Hey dude, did you see the SIDEX uniform? B: Yeah, that thing is hideous.
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Also known as La Puca or La Puca Maima. This is the Pontificia Universidad Catolica Madre y Maestra, a university located at the intersection of Churchill and Sarasota in Santo Domingo. It is popular with jevitos and jevitas (preppy or wealthy youth). It is seen as not as snobby as UNIBE (another private university) nor as tacky or low-class as the UASD (the public state university). It is famous for having a liquor store called Bakus right in front of it, where you can get hammered before going to your calculus class to see if you can finally understand it.
Gabriel: Bro, what uni are you going to? Angel: To the PUCMM, man. Gabriel: Top tier, man, straight from class to Bakus to blow off some steam.
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República Dominicana