Vaina
The most versatile word in Dominican slang. While it literally refers to a seed pod, it is used as a universal placeholder for any object, situation, or problem. It is equivalent to thing, stuff, matter, or crap depending on context.
Deception: Did you see the vaina that guy pulled on me? Difficult situation: What a vaina I am going through. Reference: Pass me that thing on top of that vaina. Sexual insult: You think you are gonna make me feel good with that little vainita? Self-defense: I hit him three times with a vaina I found. Dismissal: I do not care about that vaina... Do not come at me with that vaina. Weird attitude: And what are these vainas of yours? Skill: That guy knows his vaina. Failure: The vaina is fucked. Insult: I told her a couple of vainas for being so fresh.
Automatically translated from Spanish