tuta conuco
A contraction of tu tas (you are) and conuco (a small farm plot), common in Santiago (a city in the northern Dominican Republic). It describes: 1. A person or thing that is way behind, outdated, or clueless. 2. Someone or something that is high-maintenance or helpless and needs constant care because they cannot function alone.
-Raymond: Hey bro, did you already do the Friday thing? -Miguel: Is it for Friday? Man, I have not even started. -Raymond: Miguel, tuta conuco.
Automatically translated from Spanish
República Dominicana