alex rodriguez
Even though he used steroids from 2001 to 2003 and was with that washed up old lady Madonna, he is considered the best baseball player in the world. He won three MVPs (2003, 2005, 2007) and also won his first World Series ring with the New York Yankees in 2009, which he finally won after being so jinxed (asariao is a Dominican term for someone followed by bad luck). They also say that when he was with Madonna he had to get laid five times before going out to play.
Alexander: alex rodriguez hit a home run today. Paul: That is not strange because he is the best in the world. Alexander: Yeah but he used steroids. Paul: Well then you go up to bat, you annoying prick.
Automatically translated from Spanish
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