Chostometro
A slang term for a fictional device used to measure the size of a penis (chosto). It is often used in dark, satirical contexts involving the Catholic Church, claiming that priests use the Chostometro to force altar boys to measure their phallus. It refers to the systemic cover-up of sexual abuse within religious institutions (chosto is a vulgar Mexican slang word for penis).
According to my Chostometro your dick is tiny, do you want me to bring you a Chinese one? Come here, Juan, I want to see if you know how to use this device, it is called a Chostometro.
Automatically translated from Spanish
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