Matrimonio

Matrimonio

Mathematically, Matrimonio is the addition of affection, subtraction of freedom, multiplication of responsibilities, and division of assets.

Matrimonio is famously known as the leading cause of divorce and one of the fastest, most efficient ways to get fat.

Automatically translated from Spanish

• #matricido
• #boda
• #cazado
• #casarse
• #pareja
• #marido
• #esposo
• #esposa

República Dominicanaby AnónimoNovember 21, 2007Word of the day · December 4, 2007

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Matrimonio

Single life is the best thing in the world: Matrimonio is when she finds you even if you try to hide in a room full of people.

1) A kid asks his dad: "Dad, how much does a Matrimonio cost?" The father, after glancing at his wife, responds: "I do not know son, but I am still paying." 2) A man is not complete until he has a Matrimonio. After that, he is finished. 3) A man said: "I did not know true happiness until my Matrimonio, and by then it was already too late."

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Puerto Ricoby AnónimoApril 13, 2008

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