Morontada
A lame, made-up excuse used to skip a work shift during the offloading of a liquefied natural gas tanker. (This is niche workplace slang from the Dominican energy sector, likely named after an employee who popularized these absurd explanations).
1. Mr. Coordinator: I have a bank seizure tomorrow Saturday afternoon, so I need the day off to negotiate with the bank. I will be back on shift Tuesday. 2. Mr. Coordinator: I am still hospitalized and cannot work. But how are you answering your house phone? I just brought the IV bag home with me!
Automatically translated from Spanish
República Dominicana