A strong, unpleasant smell of onions, used to describe either bad breath after eating or pungent body odor from the armpits. (Mangu is a staple Dominican dish of mashed plantains often topped with sauteed onions).
1: Dude, I ate a killer mangu with onions.... : Damn, bro, what a bajo a cebolla, brush your teeth or buy a mint.
A government office that is purely for show and does nothing because shipments never arrive, and if they do, they arrive in pieces. Its mission is to make easy money by tormenting the poor soul who risks sending something to someone. (INPOSDOM refers to the official postal service of the Dominican Republic, which has a reputation for inefficiency and theft.)
Here are these caps, nephew. Just like you asked for them, I hope they get to you alright and that this time they do not get stolen. Kisses.
A sarcastic personification of the word Anonimo (the name used for authors of unknown origin in textbooks), described as a wise man of unknown age who held many titles like physicist, philosopher, and scientist. He is blamed for writing all the important things that teachers fuck us over with by making us learn them, even though none of it matters for the future or helps anyone get a real job.
'Science advances on tiptoes, not in strides: those make too much noise' (anonimo)
UNPHU is one of the best universities in every way. It might have some flaws, but it is still the best. There was a time when its status dropped a lot, but it survived and is back at the top where it belongs, and I have seen it first-hand. (UNPHU is the acronym for the Pedro Henriquez Urena National University, a prominent private university in the Dominican Republic).
Parking lots. There are many professors with a calling for teaching.
A person who writes nonsensical and offensive definitions because they are too cowardly to reveal their identity. They are damn idiots, low-class, and have nothing better to do. They should go mop the floor and stop writing such crap (chopo is a Dominican term for someone perceived as low-class or tacky).
Anonimo: Loyola School: This is a school where you can find a ton of different kinds of people, like: stuck-up assholes because they have the money to back it up (kids of government officials, customs agents, foreigners, etc.)