Anonimo
A sarcastic personification of the word Anonimo (the name used for authors of unknown origin in textbooks), described as a wise man of unknown age who held many titles like physicist, philosopher, and scientist. He is blamed for writing all the important things that teachers fuck us over with by making us learn them, even though none of it matters for the future or helps anyone get a real job.
'Science advances on tiptoes, not in strides: those make too much noise' (anonimo)
Automatically translated from Spanish