Malcomio
A person who is so scrawny they look perpetually starved, and no matter how much they eat, they can never put on a single pound. Their standard lunch is usually just a cheap, heavy pastry and a fermented bark drink (masita is a dense flour snack and mabi is a traditional drink made from bark).
That typical guy who goes to the corner store in a flashy outfit with only ten pesos in his pocket around 1 PM, and all he has is a bottle of water, a toothpick, and a napkin to pretend he is stuffed. A Malcomio does not think, let alone produce!
Automatically translated from Spanish