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Words and definitions EPS81 has contributed to the street dictionary.

Malcomio

A person who is so scrawny they look perpetually starved, and no matter how much they eat, they can never put on a single pound. Their standard lunch is usually just a cheap, heavy pastry and a fermented bark drink (masita is a dense flour snack and mabi is a traditional drink made from bark).

That typical guy who goes to the corner store in a flashy outfit with only ten pesos in his pocket around 1 PM, and all he has is a bottle of water, a toothpick, and a napkin to pretend he is stuffed. A Malcomio does not think, let alone produce!

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Ñemaso

A heavy smack or blow to the side of the head, specifically landed between the temple and the middle of the eyebrow (guevo del oido is a local term for the area around the ear).

Dad: I told you not to touch the food with dirty hands. Pepito: But, daddy, and then comes the Ñemaso. WHACK!

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Salao

Used for someone who is so cursed that they cannot catch a single break, yet they are a magnet for every possible misfortune. (In the Caribbean, being salted is a metaphor for having bad luck).

A guy who wanted to marry a total babe his whole life and a week after he finally does, he gets fired, doesn't have a cent to his name, and to top it all off he finds his wife banging his Compadre (a close friend or child's godfather).

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