Salao
Used for someone who is so cursed that they cannot catch a single break, yet they are a magnet for every possible misfortune. (In the Caribbean, being salted is a metaphor for having bad luck).
A guy who wanted to marry a total babe his whole life and a week after he finally does, he gets fired, doesn't have a cent to his name, and to top it all off he finds his wife banging his Compadre (a close friend or child's godfather).
Automatically translated from Spanish