A terrorist country that tries to kill everyone with a virus they invented called Swine Flu, a highly contagious viral disease they planned to use to kill us all, but they are such dumbasses that it is killing them instead (this entry reflects conspiracy theories regarding the 2009 H1N1 outbreak).
1. I got on the best subway in the world and they gave me swine flu, I am going to die, what shit, I do not care about the subway anymore. 2. A: Mommy look at Luisito, he is coughing a lot. B: Look Laurita, stay away from that charro (a term for a Mexican cowboy) because he already caught the marrana (literally: female pig, referring to the swine flu). 3. The calaca (a personification of death) already took us. (Mexican in charge of spreading the virus).
A town in the state of Chihuahua, Mexico, known for a mine operated by the Penoles company. It is famous for containing caves with massive selenite crystals.
The same as mexicano but spelled with a j (Mexicans prefer the spelling with an x for historical identity, while the j version is more common in Spain).
A man native to the Comarca Lagunera region of Mexico (specifically the cities of Lerdo, Gomez Palacio, and Torreon). He is known for his love of carousing, women, and any activity that provides physical or psychological pleasure. Within this specimen also exists the guapeche, an animal native and exclusive to this zone. Always identified by his pride in being a Northerner and his belief that all other Mexicans are not worth a damn, the Lagunero is considered the ultimate example of Mexican masculinity and pride. (The Comarca Lagunera is a metropolitan area spanning the states of Coahuila and Durango).
1. At any party, whether international or national, the Lagunero is the one who brings the desmadre. 2. Who are the biggest drunks? The ones from La Laguna. 3. My old lady cheated on me. With who? With a Lagunero.
The best country in the world. A place where people are always smiling, happy, and help you have a good time while showing you around their interesting culture and different generations. It is full of beautiful locations, a climate many countries envy, and charismatic people. México is the birthplace of mariachi (a traditional genre of regional Mexican music).
I went to the best place of my life. A better place. I had the best time of my life in México.
República Dominicana
México