Located in North America, bordering the U.S., Guatemala, and the Pacific and Caribbean oceans, México is defined by its people as the best country in the world. It is famous for friendly locals, diverse climates, and the most badass beaches on the planet. It is the land of Tequila, Rompope (a vanilla and egg-based liqueur), and Bacanora (an agave spirit from Sonora), where food and cigarettes are affordable and the cuisine is centered on the chili pepper.
"I want to go to a badass beach." "Then go to México!" "I want to eat really well and really cheap." "Then go to México!" "I'd like to live in a beautiful country." "Then go to México!"
The most badass country in Latin America, often envied by other Spanish-speaking nations for its strong economy and massive tourism industry. It is an emerging global power with a GDP exceeding that of all of Central America and several South American countries. The name translates to place in the center of the moon (referring to the etymology of the Aztec capital, though the source attributes this to a Mixtec man). It is the transit territory for migrants riding La Bestia (a dangerous freight train used by migrants) to reach the US. Known for beautiful women from states like Jalisco and Sinaloa, and for universities in Guadalajara where many Puerto Ricans study medicine when they cannot find placement in the US.
Example 1: A gringo arrives in the Dominican Republic: 'This place sucks, these freaking guys can not speak a word of English and their Spanish is even worse, I would rather be in México...' Example 2: Person A: 'Hey, do you have 5G internet here in Bolivia?' Bolivian: 'No ma'am, only in México, but I can lend you my 56Kb modem...' Example 3: Person 1: 'Look at you my blother, you are a god at medicine...' Person 2: 'You know how it is... I studied at the Univelsity of Guadalajala.' Person 1: 'Is that in New York?' Person 2: 'No, in México, you know how it is.'
A little country where those who cross the border without papers think they are hot shit and do not want to be kicked out. They do not teach their kids Spanish so people do not know they are Mexicans. They are all pieces of shit who are ashamed of their country, yet they also think it is the best place in the world and talk trash about other countries. The women are all short, boxy, flat, and fat, and the men are short and big-headed. In the US, these people are called charros. (This entry reflects a harsh derogatory stereotype and ethnic rivalry found in some Dominican slang).
Look at that charrito there acting like he is in love with me. LOL, those people only pay attention to each other because they are so ugly. Of course, because I would not notice a thing like that even if I were dead, not even if there were a shortage of men.
The best country in the world. A place where people are always smiling, happy, and help you have a good time while showing you around their interesting culture and different generations. It is full of beautiful locations, a climate many countries envy, and charismatic people. México is the birthplace of mariachi (a traditional genre of regional Mexican music).
I went to the best place of my life. A better place. I had the best time of my life in México.
In México there are many beautiful customs like the Day of the Dead, the 15th birthday parties for the girls (quinceañeras), the drug trafficking, and the kidnapping of Central American immigrants. There are many people who are against México, but to see information on them visit the definition for Gay and to see what Mexicans do to them see Chingadazo.
1. Q: Hey Papi, that guy over there is Mexican, right? A: Stop looking at his dick.
México is the best country you can visit, just ask anyone. They do not complain about the money they do not have and they know how to use the subway, unlike Dominicans who are poorer than dogs (refers to a nationalistic rivalry regarding the Mexico City Metro versus the Santo Domingo Metro).
They are from Santo Domingo and I complain that they spent money on the metro because I do not know how to use it, a Mexican: 'We have one of the best metros in the world and it is a good service.'
A terrorist country that tries to kill everyone with a virus they invented called Swine Flu, a highly contagious viral disease they planned to use to kill us all, but they are such dumbasses that it is killing them instead (this entry reflects conspiracy theories regarding the 2009 H1N1 outbreak).
1. I got on the best subway in the world and they gave me swine flu, I am going to die, what shit, I do not care about the subway anymore. 2. A: Mommy look at Luisito, he is coughing a lot. B: Look Laurita, stay away from that charro (a term for a Mexican cowboy) because he already caught the marrana (literally: female pig, referring to the swine flu). 3. The calaca (a personification of death) already took us. (Mexican in charge of spreading the virus).
México is a country full of undesirable people. They are all short, ugly Indians who do not bathe, they always go to the United States to suck up and they are still treated like what they are, outcasts. México is also a horrible place: they rape all the women, kill a lot, kidnap, and fathers have children with their own daughters. Mexicans think México is a big deal because it is big but they are wrong. And those soap operas are garbage, eww, and they also have a shitty accent. (This entry reflects extreme xenophobic stereotypes used in online regional rivalries.)
Gringo: I hate Mexicans, they think they are Americans but they are just a bunch of dirt-eating Indians. Mexican: orale guey, why do you talk to me like that? I only admire your country and I would like to be a gringo.
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