A noun used to describe unwanted software or a malicious program that can damage a device: a portmanteau of the words 'malo' (bad) and 'programa' (program).
A terrorist country that tries to kill everyone with a virus they invented called Swine Flu, a highly contagious viral disease they planned to use to kill us all, but they are such dumbasses that it is killing them instead (this entry reflects conspiracy theories regarding the 2009 H1N1 outbreak).
1. I got on the best subway in the world and they gave me swine flu, I am going to die, what shit, I do not care about the subway anymore. 2. A: Mommy look at Luisito, he is coughing a lot. B: Look Laurita, stay away from that charro (a term for a Mexican cowboy) because he already caught the marrana (literally: female pig, referring to the swine flu). 3. The calaca (a personification of death) already took us. (Mexican in charge of spreading the virus).
The crappiest operating system in existence. It is embarrassing that, despite being a pioneer, it remains a piece of junk that gives you the blue screen of death if you even touch the computer too much. Viruses love it because it is such a slut, always open to thousands of infections, which is why you have to buy a 100 dollar condom like Norton Antivirus to avoid giving your PC AIDS or some other malicious virus. (Carabelita is a Dominican term for something cheap or of very low quality).
Damn, this is the 4th time this week my PC has gotten fucked up. That Windows really is a piece of junk.