Condon
An annoying little latex pouch used during sex to avoid pregnancy or catching an STD.
A: Babe, put on a condon because I don't want any drama later. B: Damn! I left them at home, but no worries, I'll get you a pill later. A: Alright, cool. (Four months later...) A: My love, I have something to tell you... I'm knocked up. B: What! Oh no, Kendall! (a Dominican expression of shock or distress). A: Just so you know, we're screwed, start looking for a job because this kid is on the way.
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