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Sto. Dgo.

Sto. Dgo. refers to an island shaped like a slice of pizza where Haitians live on the side without cheese and Dominicans live on the side with cheese (a metaphor for wealth). It is also the capital of the Dominican Republic. The city is split into four districts just to install more corrupt officials, like mayors, deputies who knock up minors, and snitch senators. It is full of Haitians begging at stoplights who bolt when they see immigration, though agents won't chase them because they don't like to sweat. It has the most drug spots, the priciest hookers, and the only subway in the country, which no one uses because it doesn't go where people actually live. The Malecon (waterfront boulevard) and the Colonial Zone were the best spots, but the mayor decided poor people there ruined the country's image, and the Colonial Zone is a den for fags and junkies. This leaves only the colmadones (grocery stores that double as open-air bars) where armed drunks end up killing a few people when they get wasted. It is a beautiful city in a country with no security, electricity, or water.

A place that looks like Sto. Dgo. is a dark cave full of bloodsucking creepy-crawlies (politicians).

Automatically translated from Spanish

República Dominicanaby Anónimo

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